Local Egg Dealer Sweatshirt | Funny Farm Graphic Crewneck | Multiple Colors

🐔 Local Egg Dealer Sweatshirt – Gildan 18000

Calling all chicken whisperers, coop keepers, and proud backyard farmers—this sweatshirt was hatched just for you! 🐓✨ Our Local Egg Dealer sweatshirt is equal parts cozy and hilarious, making it the perfect addition to your farm-chic wardrobe.

Whether you’re gathering eggs at sunrise, hanging out at the local farmers’ market, or just want to show off your small-town pride, this sweatshirt is comfy enough for chores but stylish enough for errands. Pair it with jeans, leggings, or even your barn boots—no judgment here.

🥚 Product Details

• Brand: Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend® Crewneck

• Material: 50% cotton / 50% polyester blend for comfort & durability

• Fit: Classic unisex fit (size up for oversized cozy vibes)

• Fabric Weight: 8.0 oz

• Features:

  • Double-needle stitching for durability

  • Ribbed cuffs & waistband

  • Soft fleece inside for ultimate coziness

• Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

• Colors Available: Multiple options (so you can farm in style!)

🌾 Why You’ll Love It

• Farm-approved humor (“egg dealer” status unlocked)

• Cozy fleece warmth for crisp mornings at the coop

• Perfect gift for chicken keepers, farmers, or homestead dreamers

• Works year-round for layering or lounging

🚜 A Few Fun Snippets

• “When life hands you chickens… become an egg dealer.”

• “The only cartel you’ll catch me in is the one in the barnyard.”

• “Warning: May attract hens.”

🛒 Shop Policies

• Custom printed just for you 🖤

• No returns or exchanges (unless there’s an issue with your order—then we’ll make it right!)